30 Day Challenge – Day 5

This should be interesting.

Kinda.

Day 5 – Five things that irritate you about the opposite sex/same sex.

Let me rant about all the things that annoy me about girls and boys.

My life story.

My life story.

 

Les femmes:

1. Posting selfies of your perfect self, showing off your amazing figure in an amazing outfit telling us all about the party you’re going to, then saying: ‘excuse the horrible face’, or ‘look disgusting in this’, etc, etc, etc. Really? Really? Oh come on, you know you’re freaking hot, stop making the rest of us feel crappy.

2. Floral instragrams – So maybe I’m being a teeny bit stereotypical and judgemental, but the main culprits for this are girls. The Instagram accounts that basically consist of standard pictures of an object on a floral duvet that somehow gets 400 odd likes. IT’S A FUCKING HAIRBRUSH ON A BED. WTF. A while back, I realised I was following (I kid you not) about 50 of these and eventually just got so pissed off with them giving shoutouts to ‘their lovelies’ and saying ‘this lovely’s photos are so unique and original, you need to follow them now!’ when THEIR PICTURES ARE ALSO OF THE SAME BLOODY OBJECTS ON THE SAME BLOODY DUVET COVER.

Sorry. Rant over. If I’ve offended you then I’m sorry. Not really.

3. Well this one kind of goes for both girls and boys but I’ve seen more girls do it than boys. Anyway, people who wear band t-shirts when they don’t even like the band. I mean, I accept the fact that the Rolling Stones logo is pretty kick ass and fashionable, but if you hate their music, why wear their logo on your top?! Again, I’m sorry if I offended you, but there’s my view.

4. Bitches. Do I really need to explain that one?

5. Girls (and boys) who won’t accept compliments. If someone says you’re pretty, smile and just say THANK YOU instead of refuting it! Hypocriiiiiiittttttteeeee

Oh and we cannot forget the girls that fucking hate your guts simply because a mutual friend introduced you to her boyfriend who wasn’t her boyfriend at the time and even though it’s just friends kind of thing she still has it in for you and takes every single chance to flaunt him just because she can and even though you didn’t even do anything to her she has a massive grudge against you even though you were best friends once but no way will she admit that now and ARGH

Moving on.

And now for

Les Hommes:

1. Boys who think they’re more popular than they actually are. This goes for girls as well, but in my experience, I’ve seen more boys be this twatty so yeah, sorry boys.

2. Boys who think they can have aaaaany girl they want. Um, no you bloody well can’t you arrogant little shit.

3. Boys who will talk to you for hours everyday online or whatever then COMPLETELY IGNORE YOU when you see them in real life. Seriously, this pisses me off, because a smile or a slight acknowledgement would be nice, okay, especially if you’ve told me that I’m a good friend and you’d love to talk to me. SERIOUSLY DUDE, I’M NOT THAT UNCOOL. Probably. The bastards.

4. Guys that walk around with their tops off when:

a) it’s not hot

b) they’re over the age of 25, unless you’re exceptionally sexual, (Brendon Urie for example.)

c) they think they’re really attractive when they’re reeeeally not.

d) just because they can.

5. GUYS WHO ONLY POST TOPLESS PICTURES ON FACEBOOK OR INSTAGRAM OR WHATEVER. SERIOUSLY. GET. A. LIFE. Just because you have abs, does not make you fucking attractive, plus you look about 10 years old, get off the internet.

*cough*

AAAANYWAY.

There’s Day 5. Sorry for a) ranting and b) if I offended anyone

I really don’t care

I do, I promise. Please tell me someone agrees with the stuff I’ve just said okay make me feel better.

xx

What is your ‘first kiss’?

So, I had a thought this evening. And it probably seems like one of the stupidest questions ever. And one of the soppiest. Sorry not sorry.

What is your ‘first kiss’?

Because, I suppose it depends on your perspective and viewpoint (and whether you’re a hopeless romantic who watches too many chic-flicks, comme moi).

Is it really, the first kiss you had, no matter who it was, when, where or why? I mean, would you class that kiss that you had at a school disco when you were 7 as your ‘first kiss’? Or perhaps one when you were drunk at a party playing Spin the Bottle?

Or is it… the first kiss that really meant something.

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Do you see what I’m getting at here?

Because I always thought of ‘a first kiss’ as being something that really meant something, you know? It was something that mattered. I always thought it’d be with the person you love, rather than some stranger. But on the other hand, a first kiss is, basically, the first time you kissed someone, but with added romantic stigma.

Haha, I was a really soppy kid.

And does your first kiss really matter? How significant is it to other people? And can you have multiple ‘first kisses’, for example, your first kiss with a different partner?

What are your views on this? Either vote on the poll (getting techy here) or let me know in the comments and make me feel like I’m not the only one who thinks about these things.

 

“You’ve been watching ‘Soppy Friday Night with Girlwiththesilverlocket, thank you and good night.”

xx

Trying to read Pride and Prejudice…

‘Fall head over heels in love with one of the most heart-warming and entertaining tales of romance ever written!’ – well I would if I could actually understand it! So I’m reading Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen. Most of you, especially if you’re british, will have heard of this book before, but just in case you haven’t, I’ll tell you a bit about it from what I have gathered so far… (Only on page 47).

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Pride and Prejudice was first published in *looks in le book* 1813! So it’s nearly 200 years old!

It’s a classic tale of romance. As it says on the back, ‘Pride and Prejudice is a story of hasty judgements and heartache, scandalous behaviour, and, finally, true love.’

The book has been made into a film and TV series as well! *scribbles ‘get pride and prejudice film’ on back of… Fuuu that’s my homework*

Well there we go. That’s all I know really…

It’s good so far, good storyline but it’s kinda jumpy… I don’t really know where she is at the moment. But yeah, I like it. C’est très interessant! (Sorry I do that from time to time… Write stuff in French ^.^) it looks good if when someone asks you what you’re reading and you say Pride and Prejudice – ahaha. Until they ask about characters and storyline and shiz, then I’m stuck!

I have no idea what chapter I’m on… The numbers are in Roman numerals and when it gets past X1 I’m stuck. I think I’m on chapter 7… X11? Can someone help me?

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^my lovely creation using Pride and Prejudice. 😉

I’m going to try and keep reading it and I aim to finish it by February – then I’ll go back to the Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging series- they’re hilarious!

…and it’s CHRISTMAS EVE!!! Yayayayayayayayayayay! *i spaz out at this time every year* I’m going to write something about that tonight, but in the meantime, joyeux noël! Have a lovely day everyone!

Xx