30 Day Challenge – Day 12

Yeah, yeah, I know I didn’t publish the post I said I was going to do last night, stop complaining , I was tired, okay? And I doubt I’m going to publish it tonight either as I have to get up early tomorrow (9am, seriously, how am I going to find the strength to get up at that unearthly time?!) The bad thing is, I’m actually being serious… Yeah, so anyway, here’s Day 12.

Day 12 – things you want to say to an ex.

HAHAHAHAHA well since I don’t have an ex, I’ll just note down a few possibilities for the future ahahaha nope, you’re going to be alone forever

a) Hey, how are you? I’m sorry, okay. Please don’t be an asshole.

b) I fucking hate you, you bastard.

c) LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE

d) Your new girlfriend is a bitch.

e) See, this is what you’re missing. *sticks finger up*

f) Oh, we’re good? I’m glad. How are you?

g) Yeah um, see ya.

h) My ass is way better than hers.

i) I still love you, please come back.

j) I still love you, but you were a prick, so piss off.

k) What the actual hell are you wearing?

l) Do you like pizza? I like pizza.

m) I wrote a song about you. Explaining what a shit boyfriend you were.

n) So now I have to see you every day? Well this is going to be fun.

o) I’m worth so much more than you.

p) We can get back together, let’s try again.

q) You really shouldn’t use that language, young man.

r) I can play guitar better than you.

s) I never liked your music anyway.

t) And I don’t know why I thought you were hot.

u) I wish you all the best.

v) Fine, marry her, I don’t care.

w) You’re moving… To Australia? So um, that’s why we broke up? HOW COULD YOU LEAVE ME?!

x) I’m going to stalk your Facebook page.

y) I’m going to stalk your Twitter.

z) I’m going to stalk your Instagram.

Okay so I don’t even know what half of those were, but there you go, that’s what my mind produces at ten to eleven. I’ll try my best to write proper posts tomorrow.

xx

30 Day Challenge – Day 6 – 10

1. Yes, I know I missed Day 6 yesterday, I ended up being at a sleepover which was a spontaneous decision so sorry not sorry , I’m catching up now.

2. I’m going away to see mes grandparents until Friday so I won’t have wifi (shock horror) so I’m going to do all those days up to then now.

3. Hey, how’re you doing.

Here we goooooo!

Day 6 – The person you like and why you like them.

Oh dear.

If you’ve been following me for a while, then you’ll probably know who this is.

Hmmm… I think it’s time for a list.

1. He’s LSFSBoaG. (For those of you who don’t know, that stands for Le Sexy F*cking Stupid Bastard of a Garcon)

2. No I can’t be bothered to do the little French flicky thing on the C.

3. He was introduced to me by a mutual friend in December.

4. It’s really stupid and pointless liking him.

5. I like him because of his mysterious personality, his ability to play guitar and the fact that he actually talks to me.

6. I don’t even know if I like him any more.

7. Not in that way anyway.

8. But we’re friends.

9. So I guess that’s better than nothing.

10. Besides, he’s moving.

Um…

*cough*

Day 7 – Your opinion on cheating on people.

No.

Just no. If you don’t want to be with someone any more, just tell them. I get that it’s hard and all and you might not want to ‘hurt’ them, but seriously dude, you’re going to hurt them more by cheating. And if you’re cheating because you can’t decide who to be with, well, as Johnny Depp once said,

If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn’t have fallen for the second.

 

So don’t be an asshole. 🙂

Day 8 – Something you’re currently worrying about.

I’m a worrying kind of a person. I wish I wasn’t but there we go.

Mmmmm… I actually can’t think of much right now, but mainly college and why EBBF has added me on snapchat… Should be interesting…

Day 9 – Your last kiss

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHHHAHAHAAQUACKHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

HAHHAHAHAHASNORTHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHCHOKINGHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAFALLSONFLOORHAHHAA.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAA- Okay that’s enough.

That’s a funny one.

I can’t answer that.

Because I haven’t actually kissed anyone.

HAHAHAHHA. Now isn’t that funny.

Day 10 – Your views on drugs and alcohol

Well. Alcohol – I think it’s fine in proportion. I don’t like how it can affect people, but it’s not something that I’m against. I’ll most likely drink in the future so yep, fine by me as long as it’s not excessive amounts.

Drugs? Nope. I get why people do certain ones, smoking weed or whatever but I wouldn’t, personally, and I wouldn’t advice anyone else to. But it’s their life and they choose what to do with it.

And there we go, that was kind of crap, but I was doing random sentences over 2 hours so my apologies.

Have an awesome week, and I will return on Friday!

xx

30 Day Challenge – Day 5

This should be interesting.

Kinda.

Day 5 – Five things that irritate you about the opposite sex/same sex.

Let me rant about all the things that annoy me about girls and boys.

My life story.

My life story.

 

Les femmes:

1. Posting selfies of your perfect self, showing off your amazing figure in an amazing outfit telling us all about the party you’re going to, then saying: ‘excuse the horrible face’, or ‘look disgusting in this’, etc, etc, etc. Really? Really? Oh come on, you know you’re freaking hot, stop making the rest of us feel crappy.

2. Floral instragrams – So maybe I’m being a teeny bit stereotypical and judgemental, but the main culprits for this are girls. The Instagram accounts that basically consist of standard pictures of an object on a floral duvet that somehow gets 400 odd likes. IT’S A FUCKING HAIRBRUSH ON A BED. WTF. A while back, I realised I was following (I kid you not) about 50 of these and eventually just got so pissed off with them giving shoutouts to ‘their lovelies’ and saying ‘this lovely’s photos are so unique and original, you need to follow them now!’ when THEIR PICTURES ARE ALSO OF THE SAME BLOODY OBJECTS ON THE SAME BLOODY DUVET COVER.

Sorry. Rant over. If I’ve offended you then I’m sorry. Not really.

3. Well this one kind of goes for both girls and boys but I’ve seen more girls do it than boys. Anyway, people who wear band t-shirts when they don’t even like the band. I mean, I accept the fact that the Rolling Stones logo is pretty kick ass and fashionable, but if you hate their music, why wear their logo on your top?! Again, I’m sorry if I offended you, but there’s my view.

4. Bitches. Do I really need to explain that one?

5. Girls (and boys) who won’t accept compliments. If someone says you’re pretty, smile and just say THANK YOU instead of refuting it! Hypocriiiiiiittttttteeeee

Oh and we cannot forget the girls that fucking hate your guts simply because a mutual friend introduced you to her boyfriend who wasn’t her boyfriend at the time and even though it’s just friends kind of thing she still has it in for you and takes every single chance to flaunt him just because she can and even though you didn’t even do anything to her she has a massive grudge against you even though you were best friends once but no way will she admit that now and ARGH

Moving on.

And now for

Les Hommes:

1. Boys who think they’re more popular than they actually are. This goes for girls as well, but in my experience, I’ve seen more boys be this twatty so yeah, sorry boys.

2. Boys who think they can have aaaaany girl they want. Um, no you bloody well can’t you arrogant little shit.

3. Boys who will talk to you for hours everyday online or whatever then COMPLETELY IGNORE YOU when you see them in real life. Seriously, this pisses me off, because a smile or a slight acknowledgement would be nice, okay, especially if you’ve told me that I’m a good friend and you’d love to talk to me. SERIOUSLY DUDE, I’M NOT THAT UNCOOL. Probably. The bastards.

4. Guys that walk around with their tops off when:

a) it’s not hot

b) they’re over the age of 25, unless you’re exceptionally sexual, (Brendon Urie for example.)

c) they think they’re really attractive when they’re reeeeally not.

d) just because they can.

5. GUYS WHO ONLY POST TOPLESS PICTURES ON FACEBOOK OR INSTAGRAM OR WHATEVER. SERIOUSLY. GET. A. LIFE. Just because you have abs, does not make you fucking attractive, plus you look about 10 years old, get off the internet.

*cough*

AAAANYWAY.

There’s Day 5. Sorry for a) ranting and b) if I offended anyone

I really don’t care

I do, I promise. Please tell me someone agrees with the stuff I’ve just said okay make me feel better.

xx

30 Day Challenge – OMG IT’S DAY THREE

Wow. I’ve actually… got to day 3?! WOOWWW.

Okay.

Day 3 – What kind of person attracts you?

Well…

I don’t really have a ‘type’ as such. But if I’m to be attracted to someone, they have to be able to make me laugh. Just, being funny is a must for me. They have to be able to kind of, let go, if you know what I mean. If they never join in anything, or if they’re never willing to talk to people then sorry, no. They have to have hobbies other than playing Xbox or something. Being complimentary helps. If they’re texting or whatever, USE WORDS NOT ABBREVIATIONS FOR EVERYTHING PLEASE. Grammar is sexy. And no one who freely uses the word ‘swag’ unless it’s ironically. Someone who has opinions about things. Not on everything necessarily, just some things. A good taste in music is helpful, plus it helps if they’re interested in a few of the same things as I am. And they have to be nice. Someone who cares about you. Obviously. Oh and if they play the guitar… ❤ ❤ ❤ Seriously, guitars are hot. And it helps if they’re good looking, but you know, that’s not particularly important. It’s just a bonus.

Oh wow, I’m picky. Any combination of them really.

Laters.

xx

30 Day Challenge – Day twoooooo

HOLY MOTHER OF SLOTHS GUYS I’VE ACTUALLY REACHED DAY TWO, THIS IS AN ACHIEVEMENT.

Okay, joke time. *cue groans* My friend just said this to me and I laughed waaaaaaaaaay more than I should have done. I’m so immature.

Okay.

‘Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?’

‘Because the P is silent.’

‘Also because they’re dead.’

HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHHDSGAVDHBNSJ;LDAHSKGDBN

Seriously, it’s not that funny. Shut up, who asked you?

Right, back to le challenge.

How have you changed in the past 2 years?

I’ve changed a lot. Like crazy ass lots.

why did I just say ‘crazy ass lots’, does that even make sense? Help me it was the pizza

*returns with a cup of tea*

I love tea, tea’s great.

SHUT UP

I’M SORRYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

Okay, well I’ve changed a lot over the past 2 years. For the better aaaand for the worse in some cases. But there you go.

You know what, I’m just going to make a list.

Ways in which Girlwiththesilverlocket has changed in the past 2 years:

1. Awww, little year 7 me. …Urgh. That’s kind of my reaction to every single picture of myself from that year. I’ve obviously changed physically, because that’s called ‘growing up’ but nah. I’m not the stereotypical ‘cute’ one any more, if you know what I mean. Let me describe my appearance in year 7.

*takes deep breath*

Really small, like I was seriously vertically-challenged as my friends would say, and I had really short blonde hair (lighter than it is now), kind of like a bob. And I just looked really shy, my smile was totally different – it was kind of… close lipped and cute, but I’d never show my teeth or anything, I really don’t know where this is going.

As far as my personality is concerned… Well. I’ve changed a heeeeeeeeellllllllllll of a lot. I was a really shy kid. I was always nice to people and friendly, but I never really knew how to join in a conversation. And I couldn’t even try talking to anyone even remotely popular. I was seriously labelled ‘the shy, clever, nerdy one’ in my classes, like no. I couldn’t stand up for myself, I hated talking to people older than me and I didn’t know any comebacks or anything hahahahahaha I still don’t. Shut up they’re not supposed to know that. But I was always the one who ‘wouldn’t do anything.’ D’ya know what I mean? Like… I’d never swear or be rude and I wouldn’t get any dirty jokes or anything.

*spills tea on laptop* FUUUUUUUUUUU.

Anyway. Without going into that much detail, that was kind of who I was. Through the two years, I kind of lost that reputation and that attitude. Now I’m less of a social outcast… Well, that’s debatable but hey ho, I’m much more confident in myself and in being around other people, I can talk to people much easier and I’ve kind of learnt how to portray myself to people. I don’t pretend to be someone I’m not, because that’s just pointless, but I’ve learnt that being myself means people are going to like you for who you are. I’ve learnt how to make friends (kind of) and now I have a massive friendship group, mainly consisting of incredibly annoying but hilarious people who I absolutely love, as well as becoming someone the ‘populars’ will actually talk to once in a while, not that I give a shit about that. And I’m still making friends now, (with boys holy shit, I know, it’s surprising but a few of them actually think I’m alright). I kind of believe in myself a bit more.

However, I’ve become much more self-conscious about myself and angry (I’m constantly told that I have an attitude problem, hello C if you’re reading this which you shouldn’t be because we agreed didn’t we, yes we did. Go on. Close it right now.) I swear too much and I have an incredibly dirty mind (or as George says, ‘a sexy imagination’) and I’m way more argumentative. I’ve fallen out with people, but mostly that was not my fault. I doubt myself constantly, and sometimes I fall into a really dark mood. I make mistakes, but all this stuff is okay because I know it’s not just me and it’ll pass. Eventually. I’ve become quite a pessimist, but my friends balance out my negativity and yep yep yep where’s this going?

2. My music tastes have definitely changed. For the better. I liked One Direction in year 7 and 8. Come on. SORRY DIRECTIONERS PLEASE DON’T EAT ME I’M SORRY

3. I’ve got waaaay better at playing ukulele. But I kind of abandoned Johnny whilst learning the guitar. I’M SORRY, JOHNNY, I LOVE YOU. Yes, I’ve become magically musical. HAHAHA, no. Though my friends put me to shame with their musical talents. But there we go, I enjoy playing and I’ve somehow managed to self-teach myself XD Yay.

4. I’m more indepeeeennnddddaaannnnttt!

5. I’ve become a bitch.

6. I’ve been in crushdom (what the hell is that) There you go. New word.

7. I’ve discovered the joys of fit people.

8. I’ve discovered John Green.

9. I’ve made bloggy friends with all of you guys who I absolutely love.

10. My addiction to the internet has surpassed stupid and gone to ‘Alex-needs-rehab’.

Woo for that! There’s probably more I could say, but it’s getting late and my wifi’s going to go off in a minute so I have to publish this quickly!

xx

 

30 Day Challenge – Day 1

…I’m doing a 30 day challenge… HAHAHAHAHAHA like this is going to work.

Being notorious for disappearing for weeks on end, this should be interesting. But I’ll try my best to do this. Loads of you guys seem to be doing this at the moment so… here goes.

Day 1 – Weird things you do when you’re alone

…Well…

Please feel free to laugh at my stupid habits.

1. I talk to myself. A lot.

2. I have conversations with my dog…

3. I often end up talking in weird accents… *cringes*

4. I dance around the house… I can’t dance…

And that’s it I thiiiinnnkkk… I probably do more… but that’s all I can think of right now….

Have a good day 😀

xx