I haven’t actually gotten round to publishing anything recently…
no shit but here’s over 100 quick fire questions that I’m going to answer for the funsies. and because I’m too lazy to actually write anything worth reading and because I’ve just eaten an entire tub of ice cream.
Okay let’s go.
- 1:Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?
Umm… A few things. Mainly about where I stand with people now.
- 2:Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
- 3:If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?
Depends on a lot of things
- 4:Do you find it easy to trust others?
Fairly, but I’m quickly losing trust in general humanity
- 5:What were you doing at 11PM last night?
Last night? What day even was it yesterday… Friday. Drinking peach and cherry blossom tea
- 6:You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?
A couple of my best friends, I imagine
- 7:What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
Smash something, probably. Maybe their skull.
- 8:Are you close with your dad?
- 9:I bet you kissed someone last night, right?
- 10:What are you listening to?
My sister attempting guitar. Unfortunately. But a few minutes ago, I was listening to Tonight Alive’s album, The Other Side
- 11:You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life – what is it?
Are we thinking logically here? …Water? If not… Chamomile tea or pink lemonade or Barr’s cream soda or peach schnapps
- 12:Do you like hickeys?
Never had one
- 13:What time do you go to bed?
22:31-03:17ish. Depends. (yes i’m one of those weird people who hates equal numbers, eck)
- 14:Is there someone who continuously lets you down?
Maybe. Definitely used to be
- 15:Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?
- 16:Do you always answer your texts?
- 17:Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?
I don’t know
- 18:When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
Two minutes ago
- 19:Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
For the most part, yes
- 20:What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
How incredibly fun work was going to be today. Note sarcasm
- 21:Is anyone else in the room with you?
- 22:Do you believe what goes around comes around?
- 23:Were you happier four months ago than you are now?
What month was that… July? August? It’s hard to say. So… I’m not sure. Maybe?
- 24:Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?
- 25:In the past week, have you cried?
- 26:What colour is the shirt you are wearing?
Pale pink. It’s a jumper I got from H&M yesterday. It has a pony on it.
- 27:Do people ever call you by your last name?
Only to take the piss
- 28:Is anyone ignoring you right now?
- 29:Do you have a best friend?
I have a few
- 30:Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?
I’m trying to think who that was… It was either a friend (in which case, no) or someone else (in which case… still no, they’d be welcome to him)
- 31:Who was your last call/text message from?
My last call was from my friend Tom and my last text was from my babe, Shard (noooo that’s not her real name)
- 32:Are you mad at anyone?
- 33:Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
- 34:How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?
We doing this as a romantic kinda kiss (as opposed to an affectionate hey-friend-come-here-let-me-kiss-you-goodbye kiss? Wait… no one else does that? Okay) In which case, 19. Otherwise? 16.
- 35:How many more days until your birthday?
- 36:Do you have any summer plans yet?
- 37:Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?
A couple, the rest turned out to be… not very good at the whole friend thing
- 38:Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?
Not really. Depends on perspective
- 39:Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?
- 40:Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
- 41:Do you think age matters in relationships?
- 42:Are you available?
By ‘available’ does that mean single because if so yes, but I’ve renounced males until hot new ones turn up next year for sixth form
- 43:How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?
Not sure how to define high school here… My high school ended two years ago at the end of year 9. In which case, two.
- 44:If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?
- 45:Do you believe exes can be friends?
Nope. Unless you’re hella lucky
- 46:Do you regret anything?
- 47:Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?
I don’t know. My mind is a complete mess and I can’t really think straight
- 48:Did you ever lose a best friend?
- 49:Was your last kiss a mistake?
- 50:Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?
I don’t like anyone anymore ahhahaha
- 51:Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?
- 52:Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?
- 53:What was the last thing you ate?
- 54:Did you get any compliments today?
- 55:Where are you going on your next vacation?
- 56:Do you own anything from other countries?
Yes, a few things from Spain and Iceland
- 57:Are most of your friend guys or girls?
- 58:Where have you lived most of your life?
Same place, I’ve never moved. In the middle of the UK
- 59:When was the last time you took a long drive?
How long is long?
- 60:Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?
- 61:Have you ever TPd someone’s house?
- 62:Who do you text the most?
Not sure really
- 63:What was the last movie you saw?
- 64:What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?
I can’t really answer this one, can I
- 65:How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2011?
A grand total of zero!
- 66:Is the last person you kissed younger than you?
- 67:Do you curse around your parents?
Sometimes, I try not to
- 68:Are you happy with where you live?
- 69:Picture of yourself?
I would but too much effort man
- 70:Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?
- 71:Have you ever been dumped?
I guess, but that relationship lasted four days so it doesn’t count!
- 72:What do you most like about making out?
- 73:Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?
- 74:When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?
Usually the other but idk
- 75:What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?
Collar bones, shoulder blades
- 76:Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?
- 77:Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?
- 78:Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?
- 79:What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?
Ummmm that’s a difficult question
- 80:Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?
- 81:Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?
- 82:Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?
- 83:Do you miss your last sweetie?
Nope. I miss some of the things involved but I don’t miss him, no
- 84:Last time you slow danced with someone?
Slow danced? On a beach in France while the sun was going down with one of my best friends because we were happy and we felt like it. One of my life goals is to slow dance to No. 1 Party Anthem by Arctic Monkeys so we got that on too. Yeah, that was a fun night.
- 85:Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?
- 86:How can I win your heart?
Quote song lyrics, buy me a puppy
- 87:What is your astrological sign?
- 88:What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
- 89:Do you cook?
When I get the chance
- 90:Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?
Not sure what is meant my no communication but I guess?
- 91:If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?
Noooo I do not
- 92:Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?
- 93:What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?
Tall, nice hair, must be Brendon Urie
- 94:Name four things that you wish you had!
A gingerbread latte, a brick to throw at someone, a fluffy jumper and a cuddly alpaca toy
- 95:Are you a player?
- 96:Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?
Uh huh. It’s not as bad as it sounds
- 97:Are you a tease?
- 98:Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr?
Let me subsitute Tumblr for general internet peoples. I have done and I’d love to meet some of you guys
- 99:Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?
- 100:Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?
Anyone feel like going out for dinner?
- 101:Hugs or Kisses?
- 102:Are you too shy to ask someone out?
I would be
- 103:The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Posture, how they walk. Also shoulders and hair and what they’re wearing and oh that’s more that one thing whoops do I care
- 104:Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?
- 105:If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it?
No, out of booooounds
- 106:Do you flirt a lot?
Yes and I thoroughly enjoy it
- 107:Your last kiss?
What about it?
- 108:Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2012?
Four or five
- 109:Have you kissed anyone in the past month?
Yas. But that was the normal greeting so I don’t think that counts
- 110:If you could kiss anyone who would it be?
- 111:Do you know who you’ll kiss next?
- 112:Does someone like you currently?
I have absolutely no idea. I thought they did. And then they just stopped talking so hahahahaha fuck you.
- 113:Do you currently have feelings for anyone?
No, luckily for me
- 114:Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
Bit of both, can’t be too serious or too casual. God, I’m difficult
- 115:Ever made out with just a friend?
- 116:Are you happier single or in a relationship?
I’m not sure really. I like being both
And there it is kiddos.